Posted on by Elliott David

You know how sometimes when your hand sneaks into your peripheral vision it looks and feels like some foreign, existentially detached object trying to subtly insist on its part-of-you-ness. And I’m all, nuh uh. This also happens sometimes with my nose and my cheeks. I’m less concerned about why this happens than I am with how to make it go away. Possible answer: drugs. But if that’s answering the question of cause or cure, who can tell? At least there’s one thing I never doubt: this is totally my penis.